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[enteirah]

Well, seeing as everyone has taken to pawwriting entries lately, I decided to dig out the speech recognition software and do a post that way, just to be different. I've done it before, only I posted the actual translation that time. This time, I've left in all the mistakes, and haven't added the translation. Let's see if anyone can guess what I'm saying...

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weaver told in the official intelligence lectures that speech recognition was actually quite well advanced these days that's a complete load of corksBarriers stunted sometimes it doesn't do to about to commit judge a time it comes out with cops and a cramp white this enzyme speaking right now . the depressing time I'm now going to read from his left to right here nearby it's a piece of junk mail; give just 2lbs. a month and you can help important work to save others.

him out as a parade dollar to really. Absence terrified just try and say what I've been doing for the last few days. For those who don't yet know I'm back up in dorm in the northeast buyback down in Manchester tomorrow. tie speech that place but never mind.as as I've done much appear a city been writing latest fifth all tickets sold but instead of just been sitting on a computer. Still am a good mood so that's OK. *smiles* =:] while you can even do smile's in speech.

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Comments

[loganberrybunny.livejournal.com]

Hmmm; I don't really see all that much difference from your usual style of writing there...

*bolts*

Seriously, I did try reading out loud it in an approximation of a NE accent, but that made it worse if anything. =;P The interesting thing is that about the most intelligible part is the spam; I wonder if there's some collusion going on there with the speech-recgonition prog makers... =;)

Still am a good mood so that's OK. *smiles*

Well, I barely understood any of the rest of it, but I get that. *big smile* =:)

[enteirah]

Well, I might put up the answer later. I think trying to say it with a NE accent would make things worse though, mainly because I deliberately speak as close to proper English as possible during dictation.

[befrafa.livejournal.com]

Ah yes...certainly very nice to see a smile. =:-) But...er...well, I got some of what you said, but...aaw, nuts - your turn now:

Wall now, a doughnut think these bee a ferret goad interpretation of land which, rarely, cos a ate got no dik-dik station thing. Boot a juice wondered friend won add like taffy go at interpreting me act scent... =;-)

Any won get it? Lanky shear! (Well, was men to bee...)

Best I can do sans speech recognition software, I'm afraid, and...well, it's a bit of a break from revising GCSE French and German. I...er...hope you don't mind me posting it... *Ducks and runs* =;-)

[enteirah]

I managed to get some of it...

Well now, I dont think this be a very good interpretation coz I ain't got no dictation thing. But I just wondered if a friend would like to have a go at interpreting my accent.=;)

Anyone get it? Lancashire! (Well, it was meant to be)

[befrafa.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, sdone fine, boyo! =;-) In fact, all of is right, septing the 'friend' bit, which I initially meant to be 'if anyone' - I tried ter representet like I thought a speech recognition thingy would. =:-o Nee way, now you done that, I guess I'm gunnave ter translate summer your stuff later, snet? Iawn... =;-) Oh, an before I go, jus ter lettow know that I've reinstalled all them e-mail filters, cossit looks like the're workin gen. So if yur e-mails bounce, could ow tell me witha postin? Diolch, a da bo chi... =:-)

[befrafa.livejournal.com]

Um...I forgot to say that the 'land which' was 'language'...Not a very good substitute, I'm afraid... =:-o *Runs again*