Hell's Kitchen

Hmm... I knew I wasn't exactly in practice when it comes to cooking things, but it wasn't until I just looked at a recipe sheet that I realised just how bad I am! I mean, when something says '1 cup chopped onion', the first thing I think of is 'What the hell size is the cup?'. =:o Oh, and what in Frith's name is Marsala wine? Gah, where's that Red Panda when you need him? =;)

(edit: And sorry for the delay in replies to comments. There's a bug somewhere in Mozilla Mail which causes it to randomly stop actually syncing email when I tell it to sync email, without me even realising. I only got my notifications hours later! =:\)